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The most cheerful and cool toasts in verses and prose

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Самые веселые и прикольные тосты в стихах и прозе

As there is a lot of in our life of holidays on which there is a wish to congratulate friends, native, colleagues! And every holiday is an excellent occasion cheerfully to spend time and a little to drink in the good company. And who drinks without toasts?! To drink without toast - not comme il faut as secular party-goers like to be expressed! Let's adhere to traditions and to supplement each glass of wine, each glass of vodka, each glass of whisky, well and other drinks, beautiful, and better with a cool toast. Become the real soul of the company! Be not at a loss for a word and do not repeat the learned phrases! Pour jokes, strike with the eloquence of friends and acquaintances! And you by all means will become the welcome guest on all actions!

Cool toasts for strong men in verses and prose

Having given a toast, I will tell a toast:

We glorify the men,

For that the look is tireless,

When watch how we sweep.

By hands strong that so

We much with life are helped

When we wipe a table,

The beer glass is given.

Well and, of course, for that,

That do not allow us to recover the breath,

Also force us to shout...

When they go to bed!

The man not a male, remember,

The girlfriend, or write down,

The pocket of men money is full,

And who without money - those males!

I drink to men,

For that us, darlings, do not bring,

8 Marta of that without flowers,

And without gifts to our house do not come.

For those who is always ready to help us,

The reliable, having held up a back,

Also are not upset because of trifles,

When chew food from shop.

For that love us both thick, and thin,

Not for clothes and for kilograms,

Who accepts us always such,

With what we were given birth by our mothers!

There is a man on the wood, and towards to it a wolf. The wolf speaks: "I will eat you!" The man asks: "You do not eat me, I will grant any your three desires!" The wolf thought and speaks: "It is necessary nothing for me, you will grant desires of the first living being of whom we with you will meet!" The woman appeared the first being. She silently listened to a wolf, modestly looked down and told: "The man, I want!". The man with pleasure undressed, granted desire of the woman and prepared for the second desire. The woman told: "The man, I still want!" The man scratched a nape, thought and unwillingly granted desire of the woman. When the woman for the third time told: "The man, I want!", the man kneeled and told: "You eat me, a wolf!" We will drink for those men whom wolves do not eat!

Самые веселые и прикольные тосты в стихах и прозе

Cool toasts for beautiful women in verses and prose

For you, beloveds,

We standing we will drink a glass,

And for, that in any weather

Always in your house stood

The refrigerator filled by food

TV, sofa, table and case,

That from your bed at the nights

The sleeve did not hang down from a shirt!

As many women exist,

Their world is various, is multi-color!

There is a lot of beauties and ninnies,

Serious ladies and laughers,

Timid and very impudent,

And mild, and on temper sharp,

And long-legged, and not really,

And spineless, and more rigidly,

With a huge breast, with a soft bottom,

With fire in eyes, and on lips with syrup,

Well not to count all,

Thanks, darling,s that you exist!

Round the beautiful woman many men always curl. The real woman has to: to fall in love with one, to get to fall in love another and to give the life for the third! Let's drink for the female inconstancy giving to all men equal chances of a victory!

Girls if you were betrayed by the girlfriend, can pogrustit, cry, complain a little of it to the friends and relatives, to throw out all general photos, to remove all contacts from phone. And after that to arrange a holiday of that on one snake in your life became less! For female friendship!

Самые веселые и прикольные тосты в стихах и прозе

Cool toasts for love and friendship

The love knows no limit also obstacles,

Let's give a toast to it,

For those our feelings, which in an icy cold

Will warm us! Let's drink and again we will pour!

For that, without knowing fear and pain,

Stubborn we follow the love,

No, we do not want to get drunk today...

The love intoxicates us vodka more strongly!

We will lift, friends, glasses,

That there was no love to us a little,

Not to seek elsewhere,

All that we have in a family!

The love rules the world and the sort continues,

Give, friends, with you we will drink for that,

That the furniture any was a bed of love:

Chair, chair, sofa, stool and table!

Two girlfriends decided to have a good time, and they went to a casino. D not there was a wish to play them a roulette, but can agree, on what number to put. One another also speaks: "You have what size of a breast?" "Third", - that answers. "And at me - the second! Three plus two equally in five". Put on number 5 and won. On next weekends their husbands inspired with the story of wives decided to try the luck too in the same casino. One asks: "Well? On what number we will put?". The second man speaks: "You how many a time in a row can make love? I four!". "And I five", - answer the first. Put on the nine, and the ball dropped out on the two! Let's drink for friends who never lie!

Самые веселые и прикольные тосты в стихах и прозе

Cool toasts in honor of anniversary

I want to say a toast,

Substitute the glasses,

For Win and vodka without feeling sorry,

Rather you fill them.

Today in nice anniversary,

I want to congratulate the hero of the anniversary,

Let the world will be brighten around,

Let it will be cheerful, it will be bright.

I wish money to you,

Both in banks, and in all pockets!

I wish to have a rest in the winter

In the far-away, warm southern countries.

Let there will be everything as you want,

Let all dream will be achieved,

Well, my friend, for you,

Without pathos, without profanations!

Eh, there is a wish to drink! And even the occasion is!

Pour wine, champagne in glasses,

In honor of the hero of the anniversary we will shout: "Hurrah!"

Rather to a table, friends, all move!

I want to wish big love,

That the passion raged, foamed, boiled,

That in a bed there was you as if god,

And that the wife always wanted you.

Let there will be a lodge on Canary Islands at you,

Not mansion, so, floor four,

Both Maybakh, and Ferrari in garage,

Single copies around the world.

N, about the main thing that wished by me

Health strong, it you will not buy anywhere...

For same we will also drink a shot glass

Give rather, and then we will start another!

Cool toasts for a friendly staff

Самые веселые и прикольные тосты в стихах и прозе

There are collectives different:

With vipers awful,

With envious persons too

Where everyone is careful.

There are drinking companions,

Smokers, sudilshchik,

Happen very lovely,

And can be beautiful...

But in our collective

There is a core, there is a soul,

So we will drink for it

We vodka tub!

I want to lift a glass of vodka,

For those who is so hardworking

Give, substitute piles,

For ours we will drink collective!

We at work, as well as houses,

We spend many long days,

For those years that we are familiar,

Each other there were we relatives!

Let's be we forever

Verna are also betrayed, friends,

After all we long ago not colleagues,

We very strong family!

I suggest to give the toast and to drink for wonderful collective in which we work! Let in it there will be less toads and snakes! Let will be more bees and ants! Let our head will be a kind bug, but not an angry spider! Let rabbits will have stable our salary, as the marriage period, and our misses rare, as white rhinoceroses! Let in our collective there lives the love and harmony! For you, colleagues! For us, friends!

It is good to celebrate holidays! And if these holidays and under a glass of wine or a glass of vodka and with a toast cool or an after-dinner cheerful speech! Eh, we will take a walk! Cool toasts for any occasion are the valuable knowledge capable to lighten mood, to increase fun, to dispel boredom and melancholy. Yes, and simply an occasion not thoughtlessly to get drunk, and it is cheerful, and, the main thing, with advantage to hold festive event! Friends, be original! Say toasts for women and for men, for colleagues and for heroes of the anniversary! Let your friends do not suffer a headache from the drunk alcohol next day, and remember your wit and eloquence!